Like a sad little panda. Maybe he got tired of watching Santana: I'm sure you did something. He lets go of my Eggo! Nobody no, nobody is gonna rain on my parade.. 'Cause it made me do a lot of thinking. And I'm definitely sure Tina has looked into getting an eye de-slanting. Santana: You're addicted to vests. Wait, do you honestly think that we can sell twenty thousand pieces of anythings? Santana: I would love for things to get physical. And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. You are the unicorn. I think I need an agent. Maybe that has something to do with it. This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. Can that possibly be true? Kurt and Blaine start by singing a cloying duet of Pnks Perfect. Everybody is smiling and clapping and even Santana has a grin on her face. Santana: Rachel. SANTANA: I'm keepin' it real. I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? Just admit it! My private feelings. Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. I love Brittana, but one of the best parts of Glee is that unlike a lot of other shows its queer characters queerness was not reliant on one other person. We wouldve had a whole week of songs about it. It was beautifully choreographed, perfectly sung, but also the layered acting was absolutely stunning. How could my running mate win and I didnt? That's what I thought, right? One of my favourite Santana moments that isnt mentioned here is the whole The Spanish Teacher episode. Santana: In theory. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? I adore you. I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial. When Santana and Brittany take her song and flip the pronouns and wear the slinky tube dresses and wrap their curled hair in big bows and it rains glitter and are surrounded by cheerleaders, one of whom has a very alternative lifestyle haircut, and they want to dance with each other? I have rage. The strive to create a safer, and more comfortable sex-toy shopping experience for the Queer community and more specifically gender non-conforming, trans and non-binary people. Santana to Quinn about Marley and Kitty, Thanksgiving. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a person. But it actually lets silence tell its own story for a minute. So, this for you Hudson. Dave: None of your business, J Lo. Santana: And that's bad because? Dave: [reluctantly walks away] Say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead alcoholic crump. You know, I just wanted to say that, I thought that you blew that song outta the water, and, totally nailed the assignment. But I didn't know what she was gonna do with it. Im officially over it. Naya, girl, Im just so sorry. Santana: He has no game. I just see someone who I may or may not have to destroy.So if you ever tell me what to do I will END you! Shes able to admit something embarrassing like her desire to just fit in, and, maybe more significantly, her knowledge that even with her cheerleader beauty she really does not. Monologue - Glee Written by Ryan Murphy Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Maybe in junior college. Hands down my favourite and the best ever scene on Glee. Its really different, but seeing another Latina women stand up for herself and her culture was so validating to my lived experiences. But make no mistake. The way shes afraid to look up off the floor and into the choir room. Rachel: For the hundredth time, okay, if you keep making fun of Brody- I counted the number of times youd smile at me, and Id die on days that you didnt. Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. Gentle. I assume you've been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant's heads in your mouth to get back that new born shine. The whole thing is played perfectly. like one of those cats that can smell cancer. That's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. Every single one of them is a pig except for Mr. Schue and Al RokerLike Gloria Steinem said A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. She looks to Brittany, she remembers their dreams that came true and then the rumors have it that ruined them all. It's more of my speed. And I need to tell you something that I dont know how to say. Sam: I'm Sam. I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time. shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible Wait, somethings definitely wrong. After a few instances of Santana being cute and flustered in front of her new diner coworker, they end up with a night shift together. Like damn, I am so gay but those two dancing does something to me. No Brittany, you have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. I hope Naya knew the impact she had, or she can at least see it now. Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? Everyone! I know its controversial and, look, Brittana forever obviously but Quinn and Santanas hook-up in season four made so much sense to me. Santana to Rachel about her opening night, Opening Night. I mean, at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions. With whose vagina? is a personal favorite. The small breath-hold moment of hope, and her heart shattering before our very eyes. Im forever grateful that Glee didnt sidestep that. As Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera beat odds, and she changed any previously conceived scripts about who people would care about in a mainstream teen dramedy they could care just as much about the Latina lesbian as they would about the white heterosexual leads. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. Northmead Creative & Performing Arts High- Drama Audition 2 | P a g e You got a BOOB JOB. All of this vicious, underhanded crap has got to stop. I came out to my mother about a month after Santana came out to her abuela. Quinn fresh from Jodie Fosters clambake in college, Santana nursing her heartbreak over Brittany, two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum, one curious and one lonely. Santana: Well that outfit isnt helping. Quinn: You guys are such suckers for going back to Sue Sylvester. I mean what was your big move then, a jumbotron that said, "Hey Terri! But their voices fill it right up. How did that marriage work out for you. He's made of magic. I would, however, pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man boobs. Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. Finn: If [Rachel] found out she'd break up with me. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who I have been LWs gf and, This podcast is one of my best friends. Santana: Rachel, I'm your friend. Santana: Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say. At a time when I mostly only felt dread when I thought about going through life as a lesbian, that performance made me feel hopeful that I would someday be able to openly love someone who openly loved me back. Holy crap. I don't want to hear any of this "We can't do it without her," because guess what? I dont want to fight anymore. Ive seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly, Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed. I mean I didnt start playing doctor til I was nine. I'm in no rush to get back to Kentucky. In doing so, they revealed a rarely-discussed but entirely valid coming out narrative. When I hear it now of course I only hear Naya, but I also remember my silver bridesmaid dress with the sweetheart neckline and my rust orange fall flowers bouquet. Copyright 2009 - 2023 The Excitant Group, LLC. You are the first boy who made me feel loved, and sexy, and visible. Oh, please! Non-threatening to the characters inside the show or outside in the audience. Then Mercedes looks at Santana from the corner of her eye, as if to say Girl can you do this? And Santana gives the smallest nod before the microphone picks up a sigh. The choreography, costumes, lighting, Amber Rileys and Naya Riveras vocals everyone came together and did what they had to do. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? Carl: You all have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it. This song was easily one of the top three best performances on the entire run of Glee. But I gots to say I finally feel like I have found my people. Thank you Naya. Its safe to say that she died too young, and too sad. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. one with. Its important because, before Santana Lopez, basically every character we considered positive lesbian representation was: a) white, and b) nice. We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school! I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys. We can win two National championships this year. As it is, I love 2 Cellos covers, but Nayas voice paired with Grant Gustins, the sharp outfits, the simple choreography. There are quantifiably positive assets to this mash-up: the song suits Mercedes and Santana vocally, its got good choreography, its a well-orchestrated mash-up the dresses are cute. ), I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me). Finn: Because I love her and I don't want to hurt her. SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM FOR THE VIDEOS THAT PEOPLE HAVE LINKED IN THE . When I was 13 Glee was my entire world the show and the cast and their adventures swept me up in a frenzy, the way obsessions do with 13 year olds. Alright, you know what Rachel? But in the meantime, I do have one more wish. Heather said it best: I loved seeing Santana succeed. Its the single most thrilling three minutes the Glee ever produced. #filmacting Santana to Mr. Schuester and Emma, Showmance. This song is so depressing. Or maybe i, of the gay rights movement every time you so much as coo, cheese together or farted. Finn: Will you talk to me this time? And whew, does she sell this song. I am so different from Santana in a lot of ways but Ive never felt so seen by a character than in that episode. Oh, nope, you know what I think that you should ask Santa to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits because your grill is jacked up. Its where we fell in love, where I could say things with music, when words just werent enough. She nearly breaks her face in two because she knows, she really knows, that she did it. Mhmm. Santana: Come on, screw her. Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. You suck at so many things. I should know, I slept with you. But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Hamburglar Finn is fine. She was unapologetic ambition and talent. It was such an impactful moment in my life, despite not being particularly relevant to the plot of the show. I was that kid at school for better or worse. He didnt remember her favorite ice cream order or her little sisters name. Grouper mouth, froggy lips. Out of all the actors on Glee, she was the only one who could eviscerate with words in one scene, and break our hearts in the next. Santana: The man who lives next door finally killed off his elderly mother and when the police came they left the whole place like wide open. Look, my dad's a doctor, and not a tooth doctor, a real one. Is that an aspect of why this moment feels so awful because this is the first time were learning how to mourn this particular sort of loss? Brittany: Sweet lady kisses. Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed byNaya Rivera. I just think its really sweet and romantic and Naya is so vulnerable and pretty and her voice is so lovely. Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. And he meant it. Panic! No! Kurt: To get back at Puck, aren't you guys dating? That's like vocal masturbation. Here is an example monologue one can utilize in Dr. Ganisin's class when present Olivier - Copy - An analysis of Confessions of an Actor, Secret Life of Walter MItty acting classess, ACT - Acting terminology along with some history - Beginning Acting at Georgia State. Santana: It was more fun doing it together. Investigating the mystery of God-could-you-be-more-annoying? Santana: Okay, this is ridiculous. Kurt and Santana, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. like one of those cats that can smell cancer. She serves Santana arroz morro with either lechn or bistec to eat. Finn: Do you ever get tired tearing other people down? with a mouth like cat's ass. Not to mention that the whole setup for the number is Santana defending Blaine. Everyone knows my role here is to look hot. I was one of my favs at the time. I mean I am, just not now. I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! Lesbians dont have to be saintly to be fawned over on primetime television in homes across America. Its not behind the scenes drama to simply state that there are less opportunities for Black Latina girls in Hollywood, those are the facts of structural racism. I'm a bitch because I'm angry. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham. Rachels song, Theres a moment, right at the end, right after One gunshot and BAM! I've made out with a mannequin. Santana as Mrs. Claus to the Kids, Previously Unaired Christmas. You're a genius, Brittany. Thank you for your bravery, your fire, your swag, your humor, and your craft. Santana: Up her butt. It'll be great for my image and Coach Sylvester will totally promote me to Head Cheerleader. Santana about Rachel and Kurt, Girls (and Boys) on Film. I have to just be me, Santana to her grandmother, Alma Lopez, I Kissed a Girl. Because I have all of these feelings. I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye. I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing. Rory: Hey, listen here. Homeless will be homeless for a while, that's sort of the problem. Maybe that has something to do with it. Santana: (at Finn) Everyone's gonna know now, because of you. It might say somewhere too that she didn't want to do it. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. Love, Santana. Usual estimated time is between three to eight minutes. And that includes your little hand jive, that to me looked more like a hand j, Santana to Quinn about Kitty, Thanksgiving. Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? Youve seen hurricanes on the news, in movies, read about them in school. Santana: You did this to me! Santana: Why would I do that? Santana and Rachel, Girls (and Boys) on Film. And thats a true story, too. Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? Please. Santana: (To Finn) Hey Orca! Heres Naya Rivera, this Black Puerto Rican actress who fought so hard against the producers for Santanas coming out in the first place. Brittany: Yeah, he's from Ireland. Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. Santana: [smiles but then looks around] But, like, under a napkin. Santana after she sees Dave looking at Sam's butt, Born This Way. And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, Ive often described that while watching this scene I wept, which is true. I understand. We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance. mouth like cats ass. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. Glee Monologues - Opening Monologue Puck (Mark Salling) ostensibly sings "I'm the Only One" for Santana, but delivers most of the song to an embarrassed Shelby (Idina Menzel) . Those romantic saps. Showtime "The monologue when she tells Monica why she can't take Liam away is so amazing. (bumps into him) Finn: Hey Santana! Quinn: You have surgery when you get your Appendix out. Blaine: We could have handled that. Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. Thank you, guys. She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. Santana's Quotations | Glee Wiki | Fandom Episodes Community in: Quotes Santana's Quotations View source Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed by Naya Rivera . Santana about Rachel, when Rachel wins the MVP Glee Club Award, Original Song. A bunch of monologues from movies that you can try! Oh, and I think those absorbent sweater vests . Because even when Glee was at its worst, Santana always seemed to be the voice of reason. Brittany: [smiles and holds Santana's hand] Santana: You should be our nations president. Admit it! Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window). Santana to Kurt about his poster, I Am Unicorn. He literally just said that. Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. Santana: What did you just say to her? And High Art, Kiss Me, When, I also watched Les Filles du Botaniste a few times. TINA: That's extraordinarily racist. The scene that gave me the final push I needed to come out of the closet. I turned on my heels and ran out of there with a quickness, rather than risk the barista seeing me cry in public. Whatever. I loved seeing her happy. Kurts coming out was a wish fulfillment fantasy for cis white gay men everywhere, but Santana is forced to suffer. Im a star. #monologues Santana: It's just that I'm really happy. Brittany: Mm hm. Santana: (laughs) Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. Wherever your soul is, thank you. He goes to college or something. Thanks for this, TV team it feels much needed. (murmurs) Self-hating Asian. For your joy, for your talent, for teaching me how to be unapologetic about the things I love. I cant get her If I Die Young out of my head lately. (Also during this entire number she had a tape recorder taped to her underboob, a word that only Naya could have delivered in such a way that its not just part of our lexicon. Oh yeah. What I realized What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . I will always be grateful to her for the major part she played in my coming out. Santana: Please,she's like a cat in heat. Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. Rachel: What did I do?? aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. I think somebody needs to freeze the fat this Christmas, because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus!. (slaps Quinn across face). Whoa, stop right there. was probably my favorite moment. I accept that about you. I dont know. I loved seeing Santana succeed. favorite Santana quote. Thank you Naya. Santana: Who, Rachel? For me there is a before, and an after. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head. As soon as we get to New York Im bailing to live in a lesbian colony, she continues. Your friend Brody? Thats right Yentl: your sweethearts been lying to you because he and I totally got it on last year. She has a family! Two: you're a bitch and those are my products, okay? Cause I can play. Santana: Yes, we can. Santana to Rachel, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Standing ovation for Miss Naya Rivera The kind of lesbians who would allow straight people to wrap themselves up in the cozy fantasy that gay people are just like them. Are you sure it just isn't Britney 3.0 week in Glee club? Just think about it. She's a mother! Cello guys can you hang back for a second, Im gonna need you for this one. You know the one. I have been heartbroken over this. My carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no. One time Becky Jackson left a piece of chocolate birthday cake on my chair and when I sat on it, it looked like I had pooped my pants, so Finn walked behind me until I could get out of school so no one saw my chocolate butt and thought I had messed myself. In my mind, there is no question that the Rumor Has It/ Someone Like You mash up is the greatest performance in the shows history. Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when Im done with the ostrich eggs Im smuggling in my bra. Maybe that's why we love each other so much and slap each other. Mostly, though, the dialogue. There was always a stupid boy and he never treated her the same way I would. And like Santana, I was so tired. You are my first love. Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Santana: I don't even think you need all these beauty products, Rachel, cause they're not really having the desired effect. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. You told everyone I played for another team on your ridiculous melted cheese show! Have something you want to. Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are gummy bears that turn into drugs? I call her Snix. We'll just see if that happens. Brittany is my ex girlfriend and she just dumped me, which is why Im even here and why I have this job. Because the thing is, being brave and speaking the truth doesnt always go the way you plan. Theres no one like you. When Im with Brittany, I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. They were never about the kind of love she feels for Brittany, or even how she felt about Dani. Quinn: Do you want me to slap you again? Why isnt Rachel talking? Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend. Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? glee monologues santana. Shes beautiful, shes innocent, shes everything thats good in this miserable, stinking world. So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. I look hot and smart. Ill always remember Naya happy. Thank you Santana, and most of all, thank you Naya. Yeah, I mean, who knows? So why am I talking about this? Can't tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. Santana: The truth about what? Brittany: Did you see what Rachel was wearing today? middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead The fierce, confident, swaggering Santana having this quiet moment where her voice is actually quivering a little was so impactful. I had such a crush on her, and the way she spoke made me feel okay about having a fun, silly crush like the ones my friends had on male celebrities. But there are some smaller moments that I think are really worth remembering. You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. You know, I'm honestly surprised you didn't re-enact what was clearly the formative event of your own teenage years and Sandusky the poor kid right there and then. Santana: Hello Lauren. I am a thousand percent sure that Im actually going to be famous, just like Im a thousand percent sure that our man-child piano player keeps a petite Eurasian locked in a trunk underneath his bed. Santana: Hey Finnocence. Lord of the bling. It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. I was 19 and just starting to allow myself to realize I was queer. For me, she really was the true star of that show. Its just something thats always been inside of me and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. All Rights Reserved. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps The Clown. You? Santana's history on the show begins with her being one prong of the infamous "Unholy Trinity." A desperate Quinn Fabray ( Dianna Agron) employs the help of two of her fellow Cheerios to audition. like a lot of you guys, Ive been thinking so much about Naya & Santana and what they both meant to me all week, and then earlier tonight I think I realized something. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. [Will writes "SEXY" on the board.] Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little geroniphile (?) Finn for some reason decides that its Lady Music week as if having a bunch of men ruin songs by women is an apology for outing a lesbian. Rachel: Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. Her little sisters name I still got a BOOB JOB twirl to invisible wait, somethings definitely wrong poster. 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